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Your Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that she thought Shamu was her dad.
This joke was submitted by stephen silva on 30-Mar-2001
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Yo mamma so fat... every time she turns around it's her birthday!
This joke was submitted by Angel Smith on 30-Mar-2001
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| Your mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections Your mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles she looks like she has a mouth full of dice.
This joke was submitted by Donovan L. Jackson Sr. on 26-Mar-2001
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Your mamma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
This joke was submitted by Bill P. on 27-Feb-2001
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Your momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started to sing - "We Are Family"!
This joke was submitted by Shayni Ortega on 4-Feb-2001
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Yo mamas so old she has an autographed Bible!
This joke was submitted by andrew on 24-Jan-2001
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Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!
This joke was submitted by c'd'r on 13-Jan-2001
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Your mommma is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
This joke was submitted by chris dantin on 4-Jan-2001
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Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
This joke was submitted by chris dantin on 4-Jan-2001
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Your momma is so stupid she stared at a jug of orange juice all day because it said concentrate!
This joke was submitted by chris datnin on 4-Jan-2001
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