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Your Mamma
Your momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown down the gutter, and then she comes back for more...
This joke was submitted by rastajoe on 9-May-2001
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| Your mamma is so ugly, she has to tie pork chops around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Your mamma is so fat, she's got her own zip code.
This joke was submitted by Troy on 7-May-2001
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Your mamma is so fat when she was wearing a malkom x t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her!
This joke was submitted by tigger on 3-May-2001
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Your mamma is so fat she has more chins then a chinese phonebook!
Your mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
This joke was submitted by cool_dude64055 on 10-Apr-2001
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You're mamma is so fat, when she bends over the sun goes down!
This joke was submitted by andy stewart on 7-Apr-2001
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Your Mamma is so ugly yhat when the devil saw her HE started praying!
This joke was submitted by Roberto Ayala on 7-Apr-2001
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Your mammas teeth are so yellow when she smiled all the traffic slowed down!
This joke was submitted by Brittany on 7-Apr-2001
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Your Mamma is so fat when your daddy mounts her his ears pop.
This joke was submitted by Jim Calkins on 5-Apr-2001
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Your mama is so stupid, when she stopped at a stop sign she waited for it turn green.
This joke was submitted by Rachel on 4-Apr-2001
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Your mamma is so fat that when a bus hit her she said, "Who threw that rock?
This joke was submitted by juan on 30-Mar-2001
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