Your mamma is so poor that when I dropped a cigarette the cockroaches came out and said "Clap your hands and stomp your feet. Praise the Lord cause we got heat!"Your mama's so old that her social sercurity number is 1.
Your mama's so fat that when she tripped on 1st st. she landed on 1oth.
Your mama's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.
Your mama's so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
Your mama's so fat that when she got on her scale in said "We dont do livestock."
