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Your Mamma
your mamma is so stupid, she went to the movies and it said," Under 17 not admitted." so she went home and got 16 of her girlfriends.
This joke was submitted by Concepcion on 15-Jun-2001
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Your mom is so fat, she strikes oil when she wears high heels!
This joke was submitted by Jonathan A. on 11-Jun-2001
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Your mom has 3 settings like a vacuum
cleaner: suck...blow...and lay in the closet!
This joke was submitted by Jonathan A. on 11-Jun-2001
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| your moms so old she knew the dead sea when it was ill. your moms so old she left her purse on noahs ark. your moms so old her national insurance numbers in roman numerals
This joke was submitted by rohan on 7-Jun-2001
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You Mamma is so fat when she see's a school bus she says "stop that twinkie".
This joke was submitted by Eric Richter on 27-May-2001
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your mammas so stupid she had to look in the TV guide to see how long 60 minutes was
This joke was submitted by Al on 25-May-2001
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Your mamma is so fat she D.J's for the ice cream truck!
This joke was submitted by David on 25-May-2001
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Your momma is so ugly, if i had a dog that looked like her I would shave her ass and make her walk around backwards!
This joke was submitted by Dan on 24-May-2001
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| your mommas so stupid she tries to put m&ms in alphabetical order..... your mommas so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
This joke was submitted by peter & Nick on 22-May-2001
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your mammas so fat shes got more crack than a drug dealer.
This joke was submitted by Al on 22-May-2001
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