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Your Mamma
Your mamma's so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you had rugburn!
This joke was submitted by G. Tubman on 28-Jul-2001
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Your mamma's so poor, she went to KFC and licked other people's fingers!!
This joke was submitted by DJ_Max_Michaels on 28-Jul-2001
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Your mamma is so poor when i saw her kicking a can in the streets I asked her what she was doing she said 'im moving'
This joke was submitted by Gino Penano on 26-Jul-2001
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Your mamma is so old she farts out dust
This joke was submitted by Gino Penano on 26-Jul-2001
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Your mamma is so poor when i went to her house i stepped in a cigarette then she said 'who turned off the heater'
This joke was submitted by Gino Penano on 26-Jul-2001
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your mommas so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
This joke was submitted by jonathon hicks on 20-Jul-2001
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your mamma is so fat when she's in a class she sit next to everybody
This joke was submitted by jermaine on 19-Jul-2001
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Your mamma is so fat, when she gets into an elevator, it HAS to go down!!
This joke was submitted by idontgotaname on 16-Jun-2001
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| Your mamma so fat i can use her thong as a hammock. Your momma so dumb, it takes her weeks to cook minute rice. Your mamma so short, you can see her feet on her drivers licence. Your mamma so old, her birth certificate says expired.
This joke was submitted by monica on 16-Jun-2001
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Your mamma so fat...
she had to use the freeway for slip and slide
This joke was submitted by Pavetiran on 15-Jun-2001
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