Your momma's so bow-legged and your daddy's so knock-kneed, when they stand next to each other, they spell "OX"
This joke was submitted by Larry on 10-Aug-2002
Your momma is so fat that she fell in love and broke it!
This joke was submitted by Amanda Gross on 5-Aug-2002
Your momma is so fat that she takes up both sides of the family!
This joke was submitted by amanda on 5-Aug-2002
youe mamma's glasses where so thick wen she looked at a map she cud see people waving at her
This joke was submitted by DiScO dIvA on 13-Jul-2002
-yo' momma so poor, when i asked where the rest-room is, she said, "claim your tree"
-Yo' momma so dirty, i walked into the rest-room and three roaches were on the seat singin' "we are fam i ly...."
-yo' momma so stupid, she started telling me how smart u are and ended with "....and this reportcard shows that he is still a strait 'F' student! isn't it fantabulus....where am i?"
This joke was submitted by GhostlyPheonix on 14-Jun-2002
Your mammas teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
This joke was submitted by doug ford on 29-May-2002
yo mamas so fat that when the bodysnatchers came they had to call home for backup
This joke was submitted by joe rodgers on 15-May-2002
your mamma is so poor i went there and asked whats for dinner, she put her foot on the table and she said"corn"
This joke was submitted by michael on 7-Apr-2002
yo mama is so fat it's easy to be near her because it takes a long time to get to her bad side
This joke was submitted by picone on 23-Jan-2002
Your mamma is every carpenters dream, she's flat as a wall and easy to nail!
