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Your Mamma

Your momma is like a TV, even a 3 year can turn her on!
This joke was submitted by jason stewart on 2-Nov-2000
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Your mamma is so fat that when she put on a yellow rain coat and stepped outside, people yelled taxi!
This joke was submitted by jason st on 2-Nov-2000
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Your Momma is so stupid she tried saving a fish from drowning!
This joke was submitted by Alex Meza on 9-Oct-2000
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Your momma is like Humpty Dumpty, first they hump her, then they dump her!
This joke was submitted by Eric Meza on 9-Oct-2000
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Your momma's arm pit is so hairy, it looks like she has King Kong in a head- lock!
This joke was submitted by Alex Meza on 9-Oct-2000
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Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
This joke was submitted by Keith MEWHORTER on 22-Sep-2000
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Your momma is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
This joke was submitted by Charles on 20-Sep-2000
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Your mamma is so fat... I roled over three times and I was still on top.
This joke was submitted by Robert Howard on 13-Aug-2000
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Your mamas is so big the last time she seen 90210 it was on a scale!
This joke was submitted by randi on 25-Jul-2000
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Your momma is so fat her belt size is e-quator!
This joke was submitted by gs on 24-Jul-2000
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