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Your Mamma
Yo mama so fat, she walks in the room and the radio skips.
This joke was submitted by tm on 2-Jan-2001
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Yo Mammas so fat... she thinks Mount Everest is a kiddie slide!
This joke was submitted by Dale R. White on 31-Dec-2000
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| Your mamma's so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's reversing! Your mamma's so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard! Your mamma's so fat that she irons her pants on the driveway!
This joke was submitted by Stuart Wood on 19-Dec-2000
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the air and got stuck!
This joke was submitted by luice on 29-Nov-2000
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Your mommas so fat, I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
This joke was submitted by Pimping Funkster on 20-Nov-2000
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Your mama is so stupid that when I said it was chilly out she came out side with a bowl and a spoon!
This joke was submitted by Paden Henagin on 15-Nov-2000
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Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
This joke was submitted by Robert Perry on 14-Nov-2000
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| Your momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows! Your mommas like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country!
This joke was submitted by Lauren on 13-Nov-2000
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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone service!
This joke was submitted by spencer on 7-Nov-2000
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Your mama is so poor that she thinks that the people on wellfare are rich!
This joke was submitted by Paden Henagin on 6-Nov-2000
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