your mum's so fat she rolled over in bed and woke up in a different country.
This joke was submitted by ishmail on 6-May-2003
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your mama's so poor, i went to her house and saw a ciggarette on the floor and she told me it was central heating
This joke was submitted by ishmail on 6-May-2003
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Your mama's so ugly, when she was born, instead of a birth cetificate she got a sorry note from god.
This joke was submitted by ishmail on 6-May-2003
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on a doller bill she made change out of it.
This joke was submitted by Patrick on 30-Apr-2003
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ya momma is so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
This joke was submitted by Dan_Zell on 23-Apr-2003
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| yo mamas so stupid she put your brother in rehab bcuz he was hooked on phonics. yo mamas so poor she went to mc donalds and put a hamburger on layaway.
This joke was submitted by stevo on 21-Apr-2003
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Your mamma is so crossed eyed she can stand in the middle of the week and see both Sundays.
This joke was submitted by Snake Rutherford on 18-Apr-2003
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your mamas so fat she gets sourdough yeast infections
This joke was submitted by Joshua Singh on 17-Apr-2003
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yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets fingered, rolled, and put in the gutter.
This joke was submitted by josh on 11-Apr-2003
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Your mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 'to be continued'
This joke was submitted by robby on 7-Apr-2003
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