The Minnesota Vikings kicker tried to commit suicide after "HE" lost the game for his team in the NFC Championship game. He decided to hang himself. He climbed on top of the chair and tied the rope around his neck. He then tried to kick the chair and missed.
This joke was submitted by Tom on 26-Jul-2000
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A Green Bay Packer fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Minnesota Viking fans?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you Should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The Guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 14-Jan-2000
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