| what do you call a rugby player with no arms or leggs? Grassias
This joke was submitted by FISH on 13-May-2002
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| What's the difference between Kaopectate and the Washington Redskins? Kaopectate can stop the runs.
This joke was submitted by Bears Fan on 8-Jan-2002
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What is the differance between the Vikings and the taliban? The taliban has a running game!
This joke was submitted by Paul on 5-Jan-2002
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Why should you never lend a football coach a penny?
Cuz he'll want a quarter back!
This joke was submitted by Duh blah on 15-Dec-2001
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| Q. Why dont vikings jump in to the stands any more? A. cuz empty seats hurt!
This joke was submitted by Undishga on 19-Aug-2001
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| Q.Why did the football coach go to the bank? A. To get his quarter back!
This joke was submitted by Sarah Carter on 17-Jul-2001
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| Q. What do the vikings and a stolen car have in common? A. Neither have a title
This joke was submitted by tim on 6-May-2001
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| What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A thief!
This joke was submitted by adam kelley on 17-Mar-2001
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The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears. The coach says, "Look guys, I know the Bears suck, but we have to play them or else we get in trouble with the NFL."
Brad Johnson, the quarterback peps up, "I've got an idea why don't you guys all go down to the local bar, and let me play them on my own? There such a bad team it shouldn't be a problem."
"Brilliant Idea, Brad!" the coach says. "Let's do that!"
On the day of the game, the team is in the pub, and the coach decides to check the score. He turns on the television and the announcer says: "It's the Redskins 7 and the Bears 0 at the end of the 1st quarter."
The team cheers. At six the coach decides to check the final score. The announcer comes on again.
"I can't believe this the Bears have scored on the last play of the fourth quarter and converted the two points to win 8 to 7."
"What the hell went wrong?!" cries the coach.
They all leave the bar and jump into taxis to get back to the stadium. They rush in to find Johnson sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands.
"Well, Brad, what happened?" asks the coach.
Brad shakes his head. "It was all under control," he says. "Everything was great. Then I was injured and had to come out of the game in the 2nd quarter..."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 25-Nov-2000
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Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. Because he wanted his quarter back!
This joke was submitted by Abby Oehlhof on 24-Nov-2000
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