| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts
This joke was submitted by Trevor Beaudoin on 4-Apr-2003
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Q. The maker of an object doesn't know who he is making it for and he is not aware he is using it. The buyer buys the object and is not aware they are using it. What is the object?
A. A coffin
This joke was submitted by Chloe on 7-Mar-2003
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why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 789.
This joke was submitted by bubble girl on 23-Feb-2003
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Name ten body parts with only three letters in each word.
ANSWER:arm,ear,eye,gum,hip,lip,leg,rib, toe, jaw.
This joke was submitted by john j on 4-Jan-2003
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A big indian and a small indian are going to fish. The big indian is not the small indian father but the small indian is the big indian's son. What is the relationship between the two.
ANSWER: The big indian is the small indians mother.
This joke was submitted by john j on 4-Jan-2003
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| Q.What do u call a cow with no legs? A.Groundbeef
This joke was submitted by mike on 22-Dec-2002
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Do you know what happens when you take viagra and rogaine?
Don King
This joke was submitted by Jay Ragsdale on 20-Oct-2002
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what goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?
a stick of chewing gum
This joke was submitted by ruchika on 14-Aug-2002
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| What plant can you put in your body. An IV.
This joke was submitted by Stephen Baio on 15-Feb-2002
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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty spunked on the floor,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again!!!!
This joke was submitted by Lauren on 6-Feb-2002
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