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There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore. Finally, one of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed...

So the scientist says to God : "God, you know, a bunch of us have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really don't need you anymore. I mean, we've been coming up with great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on
the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really don't need you."

God nods understandingly and says: " I see. Well, no hard feelings. But before you go let's have a contest. What d'ya think?"

The scientist says: "Sure I'm all for it. What kind of contest?"

God: " A man-making contest."

The scientist: "Sure! No problem" The scientist bends down and picks up a handful of dirt and says: "Okay, I'm ready!"

And God says: "No, no. You go get your own dirt."


This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 14-Jan-2000

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
A: He lies awake all night, wondering if there really is a dog.


This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 31-Dec-1999

One day a rabbi, priest, and a buddist went out in a boat fishing and pretty soon their fishing lines got tied up.

The priest says, "Well, I'll go and untangle it."

He steps out of the boat, sank two inches in the water, walked to the lines and untangled them, and walked back.

The rabbi says, "It's a miracle! Amazing! How did you do that?"

The priest says "Well, it was no problem."

They go back to fishing and some time later the lines were tangled again.

This time the buddist says, "Well, I'll go and untangle it."

He steps out of the boat, sank two inches in the water, walked to the lines and untangled them, and walked back.

The rabbi says,"It's a miracle! Is it from God? How did you do that?"

The buddist says, "It was easy. No problem at all."

So they went back to fishing and again the lines got all tangled up. The priest begins to step out of the boat but the rabbi says, "No! This time I'll do it."

He steps out of the boat and quickly sinks to the bottom.

The priest turns to the buddist and says, "I guess we should've told him about the rocks."

This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 31-Dec-1999



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