You might be a redneck if you have more oil on your cap then you do in
your car!
This joke was submitted by Daniel Rogers on 23-Mar-2000
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You might be a redneck if a cop pulls you over and asks for your drivers license and you give him your belt buckle.
This joke was submitted by Scott Gibson on 21-Mar-2000
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You might be a redneck if you cut your grass and you find a car!
This joke was submitted by Max Patterson on 19-Feb-2000
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If the only teeth you have are on your comb, you might be a redneck!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 30-Dec-1999
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| If you dont go to family reunions because your whole family lives in the same house, you might be a redneck! If anyone in your family has ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this.", you might be a redneck! If the most common phrase heard in your house is "Somebody go jiggle the handle!", you might be a redneck!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 30-Dec-1999
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Q: How do you spot a redneck at seaworld?
A: He's the one with the fishing pole!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 30-Dec-1999
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