(this is a letter to a redneck from his mother)
Dear Son,
I'm writing slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. It only rained twice last week: 3 days the first time, and 4 days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for 3 days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving, and two others were in the back. Butch got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you do not get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Ma
This joke was submitted by kRaZyToWn on 14-Aug-2001
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| Q. what do you call a place where a redneck picks up a date? A. a family reunion
This joke was submitted by ray on 10-Aug-2001
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if you think a hubcaps are a home improvement, you might be a redneck
This joke was submitted by Edgar Montanez on 20-Jul-2001
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You might be a redneck if your uncle died from peeing on a electric fence.
This joke was submitted by unknown on 21-Jun-2001
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You might be a redneck if you understood everything Jodie Foster said in the movie "NELL."
This joke was submitted by J. Costa on 14-May-2001
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You might be a redneck if you take your hat off to "Gentelmen, start your engines"!
This joke was submitted by adam on 11-Mar-2001
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You might be a redneck if your brother
asks you to clean the pipes and you take
it as a sexual favor.
This joke was submitted by david Gamez on 1-Mar-2001
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If your tan lines can be seen from satellite photographs... you might be a redneck.
This joke was submitted by wasssuuuuuppppp on 8-Feb-2001
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If you think a 401-k is your mother in-law's bra size... you might be a redneck!
This joke was submitted by wasssuuuupppp on 26-Jan-2001
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If you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper entertainment, you might be a redneck.
This joke was submitted by Wesley myers on 13-Jan-2001
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