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You might be a redneck if your jack-o-lantern has more teeth then you do.

This joke was submitted by Emily on 29-Mar-2003

You might be a redneck if your two year old has more teeth then you do.

This joke was submitted by Emily on 29-Mar-2003

1.if your dog and wallet are both hooked to a chain you might be a redneck
2.if you have to haul a can of paint to the top of the water tower to defeand your sisters honor you might be a redneck

This joke was submitted by tracy on 14-Mar-2003

Whats the last thing a RedNeck says before he dies - "Hey ya'll, watch this"

This joke was submitted by DJ Phearsdorf on 7-Mar-2003

You might be a redneck if the jack-o-lantern on the porch has more teeth than you do.

This joke was submitted by Colin Child on 19-Dec-2002

If your family tree does not fork you might be a redneck!

This joke was submitted by Matt Love on 6-Nov-2002

You might be a redneck if you use your pickup truck as a swimming pool

This joke was submitted by Mr. Cheeky on 13-Aug-2002

If your idea of getting dressed up for a night on the town means putting on your clean overalls.....you might be a redneck.

This joke was submitted by bulldog on 11-Aug-2002

If ur boat goes faster than ur chevy pick-up ...then u might jus be a redneck.

If ur wife and ex-wife are sisters ...then u might jus be a redneck.

If u consider Denny's to be a facny restaurant ... then u jus might be a redneck.

If tha bluebook value of ur truck goes up and down with the amount of gas in it ...then u jus might be a redneck.

If u hav a fridge jus 4 beer ...then u jus might be a redneck.

If you think harass iz 2 werds ...then u jus might be a redneck.

This joke was submitted by Dan on 16-Jun-2002


you might be a redneck if you think that loading the dishwasher means getting you wife drink

This joke was submitted by funny guy on 12-Jun-2002


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