Bill and Hillary Clinton are attending a baseball game and are sitting in the front row. A Secret Service agent leans over and whispers something in Bill's ear. Bill smiles and nods. A few minutes later, the music starts and Bill picks up Hillary by the scruff of the neck and then throws her over the railing. She lands in a heap on the ground below. Bill throws his hands in the air triumphantly and the crowd goes wild. The Secret Service agent leans over and whispers in Bill's ear again - "Mr. President, I said they wanted you to throw out the first pitch."
This joke was submitted by Stephanie on 5-Oct-2000
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton get a new secretary?
A: He forgot where he laid the last one.
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999
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A bus full of politicians was driving down the highway when suddenly it swerved and crashed into a tree on a farm. A few days later a police came to the farmers door and asked if there had been a bus crash here, and of course, the answer was yes. Then the police asked the farmer what had happen to all the politicians that were on the bus. The farmer said that he had buried them all. The police thought this was strange and asked him if all of them were dead before he had buried them. To this the farmer replied, "Well, not all of them, but you know how politicians lie!"
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999
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