over seas in iraq, one american marine calls out over the sand dune, " one american soldier is better than 10 iraqis!" so the iraqi comander sends out 10 of his best soldiers. a bloody breakout starts. next, the same voice calls out,"one american marine is better than 100 iraqi soldiers!" frustrated, the commander sends his next best 100 soldiers over. a big battle breaks out.after the bloody battle, the same voice calls out again,"one american marine is better than 1000 iraqi soldiers!" furious, the comander sends his last 1000 soldiers over the dune. another battle comes again, then silence.
one horribly injured iraqi soldier crawls back over the dune and says in his last dying breath," don't send anymore soldiers! there's TWO of them!!!"
This joke was submitted by Heather Schomburg on 18-Apr-2003
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osama and his friend are riding camels thay get where thay wanted to go osama gets off the camel and lifts the camels tail and his friend askes him what he was doing and and osam replies about 2 miles back a guy said look at those asses on the camels
This joke was submitted by jason palomino on 11-Apr-2003
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What do Saddam and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Curds in their Whey!!
This joke was submitted by Shelby on 3-Apr-2003
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| What do Saddam and Fred Flinstone have in common? When they look outside they both see Rubble!!
This joke was submitted by shelby on 3-Apr-2003
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| Have you seen the title Bill Clinton's latest book? "Sex Between The Bushes"
This joke was submitted by S. Lawrence on 9-Feb-2002
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| Q : Why Doesn´t Osama Bin Laden Have Sex With His 5 Wifes? A : Because Everytime They Spread Their Legs Osama sees BUSH
This joke was submitted by Petur on 17-Jan-2002
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Why are there not Walmart's in Afganistan? Because there are too many Targets.
This joke was submitted by matt on 19-Dec-2001
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Monica Lewinski walks into this laundrymat and in the corner is this 90 year old man, so she walks over to him and says "I need this dress cleaned by 6:00pm this evening." so the old man says "Eh? come again?" "No it's ketchup this time."
This joke was submitted by Rush on 18-Aug-2001
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There's now a new way of scoring your golf game in Florida. It's called the "Gore Score" - if you don't like the final score keep counting until you reach a number you like!
This joke was submitted by Mike Waugh on 2-Dec-2000
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| Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine both say? A.Insert bill here.
This joke was submitted by justin &eli on 28-Oct-2000
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