| Q. What do you call a musical errection? A. A tromboner
This joke was submitted by LOVE KAHLON on 27-Feb-2003
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| Q:How many Drummers does it take to change a light bulb ? A:One,Two,Three,Four!
This joke was submitted by Pat Williams on 8-Apr-2002
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| Q: How do you get a Bass Player to clean the toilet ? A: You don't, that's the Drummers job!
This joke was submitted by Pat Williams on 8-Apr-2002
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| - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? - Out of a catalogue!
This joke was submitted by Sverker on 12-Feb-2002
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| Q: How can you tell when there's a drummer knocking at your door. A: It speeds up and slows down.
This joke was submitted by Mike Ball on 30-Aug-2001
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4, One to screw it in, and three to complain because it's electric.
This joke was submitted by Mike Ball on 30-Aug-2001
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Q: How do you know a drummer is at your door?
A: The knocking slowes down!
This joke was submitted by The T-Bone Master on 28-Aug-2001
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| Trumpets love to blow... Clarinets love to suck..... But Drummers Bang Better!!!
This joke was submitted by David Gamez on 1-Mar-2001
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| Q. What do they call people who hang out with musicians ? A. Drummers
This joke was submitted by Glen on 22-Mar-2000
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A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band.
Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 14-Jan-2000
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