| Q. What species of deer is found near pickle factories? A. Dill does.
This joke was submitted by Scotty on 17-Apr-2001
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| People who do not wear speactacles have naked eyes. What type of eyes do people who wear spectacles have? Spectacular eyes!
This joke was submitted by krishnan suresh kumar on 5-Apr-2001
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| 90% of all Harley-Davidson motorcycles built since 1950 are still on the road. The other 10% made it back home.
This joke was submitted by Clem on 4-Mar-2001
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Tom,Dick & Harry were lost in the desert... they found an enchanted lamp, when they rubbed it a genie came out and said "Each one of you MUST ask for one wish, and if I CAN grant that wish I must kill you". So the men started thinking of impossible-to-grant wishes, Tom said "I wish for you to drink all the water in the world" the genie drank all the water in the world including the seas &the oceans.. so the genie killed him. Dick said "I wish for you to paint the sky green".. so the genie painted the sky green and of course killed Dick. The genie turned to Harry waiting for his easy-to-grant wish..so Harry farted and said" Paint my fart"..
This joke was submitted by luka on 28-Feb-2001
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