| this is a joke that goes good bad ugly good: u just got married
bad:ur pregnant
ugly:its a girl
good:shes smart
bad:shes ugly
ugly:she was born 20
good:shes got a job
bad: as a hooker
VERY ugly: she earns mor money than u
This joke was submitted by Dylan_r on 21-Jun-2002
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| Q Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A So he could stroke his hair
This joke was submitted by dude on 7-Jun-2002
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| what do you call a guy who hides behind bushes ? Russel
This joke was submitted by Robert Jones on 10-May-2002
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| what do u call a jolly slut? a ho ho ho
This joke was submitted by tutti fruiti on 25-Apr-2002
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A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."
"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"
"Yes he did," the man replied.
"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"
"Yes he did," the man replied.
"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"
"Just once," the man replied.
The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"
And the man said, "I was looking for my father."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 25-Apr-2002
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Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate chip cookies and proceeded on my way.
Later, I was stopped by another trooper. "What have I done?" I asked.
"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were passing out great chocolate chip cookies."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 25-Apr-2002
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here I sit broken hearted paid my dime and only farted
This joke was submitted by Tony on 2-Apr-2002
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a wise monkey once said,
a smart monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey
This joke was submitted by chrissy on 2-Apr-2002
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| What do u call a snail on a ship? A snalior!
This joke was submitted by Kevin Wilson on 11-Mar-2002
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A man walked onto a nudist beach and an elephant walked up to him and said, how do you eat with that?
This joke was submitted by Ryan Gordon on 23-Dec-2001
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