3old ladies sitting on park bench.. along comes flasher, opens his coat and flashes them... the 1st old lady has stroke, the 2nd old lady also has a stroke but 3rd old lady has arthiritis and cant reach that far...
This joke was submitted by z,cowell on 9-May-2003
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| What did your left leg say too your right leg? Anwser: Nothing because they never meet.
This joke was submitted by Mirlyn on 9-May-2003
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There was an English man and a french man and a stupid man.The English man says I followed the tracks and I found a rabbit,so the French man says I followed the tracks and I foud an hamster.The English man and the French man said what happened to you he said I followed the tracks and got hit by at train.
This joke was submitted by Reece Knot on 28-Apr-2003
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| A man from Iowa goes to the bathroom, then when he washes his hands he uses a lot of water and paper towel. When he comes out he goes "my parents taught me to keep clean." Next a man from Minnesota goes to the bathroom, then when he washes his hands he uses little water and paper towel. When he comes out he goes "my parents taught me to reserve resources" Lastly, a man from Wisconsin goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands. When he walks out he goes "my parents taught me to not piss on my hands!!"
This joke was submitted by angie on 7-Apr-2003
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| What do you get when a bee and an eagle cross the road? A beagle!
This joke was submitted by Trisha on 26-Mar-2003
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One day a man name Robert joined the french foreign legion. Robert and the rest of the crew were out in the middle of the egyptian desert when Robert asked what do you do here for women? The kernal said " women? there are no women". Robert asked "so what do you do?" the kernal said " over that hill there is a herd of camels, and we all go over there and we screw the camels". Robert said " that is sick I would never do that". So six months go by and Robert says "take me with you to the camels". So they are all creeping over the hill when the kernal says " In 3,2,1 go!!!" an they all start sprinting and Robert aksed " why are we sprinting?" and the kernal says " you dont want an ugly one do you"
This joke was submitted by $matt$ on 21-Mar-2003
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paddy and murphy sat in a dark cave paddy says to murphy"if you can guess how many sandwiches r in this lunch box you can have them both."
This joke was submitted by leanne on 28-Oct-2002
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| Why cant the little kids see the movie about the pirate?? Cuz its rated RRRRRR!
This joke was submitted by Alyssa on 7-Oct-2002
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three men were on a cliff drinking beer. one man said, i bet that i can drink all this beer and fly around the cliff twice. so he drank all the beer and flew around the cliff twice. the second man said damn! i know that i can't do that. the first man said, try it, it's easy, so the second man drank all of his beer and tried to fly around the cliff but feel off and died. so the third man turns to the first man and said, superman, you can be a real jerk!
This joke was submitted by solay on 23-Jul-2002
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| What do you call a dinosaur that eats leprechauns? A Megasorearse
This joke was submitted by Michael Coleman on 29-Jun-2002
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