There once was a man named Curly Stick,
Who was cursed from birth with a corkscrew prick,
He searched the world on an endless hunt,
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt,
When the search finally ended the man dropped dead,
For the damm thing had a left hand thread!
This joke was submitted by John Balance on 12-Nov-2000
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There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
She smelled like shit,
Was missing a tit
But look at the money he saved!
This joke was submitted by bob on 11-Sep-2000
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There once was a genie with a ten foot weenie,
Who showed it to the lady next door, She thought it was a snake,
Hit it with a rake,
And now it's only five foot four!
This joke was submitted by Jdog Daddywags on 10-Sep-2000
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There once was a woman from Decater,
Who was laid by a big alligator,
Nobody knew the result of that screw,
Because after he laid her he ate her
This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 8-Sep-2000
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There once was a man from Wheeling,
Who pounded his pud with great feeling, And then like a trout he'd stick his mouth out,
And wait for the drops from the ceiling!
This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 8-Sep-2000
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There once was a man from Kent,
Whose dick was so long it was bent,
To stay out of trouble,
He stuck it in double,
And instead of coming, he went
This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 8-Sep-2000
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There once was a man from Natucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it,
He wiped his chin and said with a grin,
"If my ass was a cunt I would fuck it."
This joke was submitted by Robert Howard on 13-Aug-2000
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There once was a man from New Haven
Whose daughter resembled a raven.
He daily would feed
Her only birdseed.
Just think of the money he's savin'!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 31-Dec-1999
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There once was a woodsman named Weaver
Whose wife had a face like a beaver.
But her sharp teeth with ease
Could cut down tall trees,
And so no way could Weaver leave 'er!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 31-Dec-1999
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