There was an old woman from Leeds
Who swollowed a packet of seeds
In less then a hour her tits were a flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
This joke was submitted by duvfrumabuv on 24-Apr-2001
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There once was a man from Newbroket
Who went to the moon in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And his knob ended up in his pocket
This joke was submitted by duvfrumabuv on 24-Apr-2001
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There was a man from Peru
Who found he had nothin to do
Sat on the stairs counted his hairs
And found he had 72
This joke was submitted by duvfrumabuv on 24-Apr-2001
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
God knows what they did up there,
They came back with a daughter!
This joke was submitted by krishnan suresh kumar on 5-Apr-2001
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The cabin boy, the cabin boy, that naughty little nipper, stuck broken glass up in his ass and circumcised the skipper.
This joke was submitted by Donovan L. Jackson Sr. on 26-Mar-2001
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There once was a man from Rangoon,
Who was born nine months too soon,
He didn't have the luck,
To be born by a fuck,
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 7-Feb-2001
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There once was a woman named Betty,
Whose cunt hair stuck together like spaghetti,
She was covered with sleeze,
All the way to her knees,
Ya had to part her legs with a machette!
This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 7-Feb-2001
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they got a son.
This joke was submitted by Shell on 2-Feb-2001
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There once was a man from Kincardine,
Who was getting sucked off in his garden,
He said what will you do with my goop when your through,
She said "gulllp", beg your pardon?
This joke was submitted by Polly on 1-Feb-2001
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There once was a man from Peru,
Who fell asleep in his canoe,
As he dreamed of Venus,
He played with his penis,
And woke up with a canoe full of goo!
This joke was submitted by shaun on 24-Jan-2001
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