there was a young amn from belgrave
who found a dead whore in a cave
i know its disgusting
all she needs is a dusting
and think of all the money I'll save!
This joke was submitted by shaz bhaz on 18-Aug-2001
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There once was a man from VanAss
Whose balls were made out of brass.
And in the bad weather,
when they touched together,
lightning cremated his ass.
This joke was submitted by Brian Evenson on 18-Aug-2001
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There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
whilst dreaming of venus
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of goo
This joke was submitted by Rush on 18-Aug-2001
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There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove a small car called an Austen
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost'em.
This joke was submitted by Loey on 16-Aug-2001
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There was a young man from Kent,
Whose dick was so long, it bent!
To save himself trouble,
He bent it up double,
And instead of coming he WENT!
This joke was submitted by PAVAN C on 8-Aug-2001
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Said the filthy rich, dirty old Japanese,
To the girl playing on his knees,
"It would heighten my bliss,
If you played more this THIS,
And paid less attention to THESE!"
This joke was submitted by pavan c on 8-Aug-2001
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On the breasts of a woman named Gail
were written the price of her tail.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.
This joke was submitted by Andrew Freeman on 3-Aug-2001
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There was a man from China,
Who wasn't a very good rock climber.
He slipped on a rock-
And slit his cock,
Now he's got a vagina!
This joke was submitted by Matthew on 4-Jun-2001
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Nymphomanical Jill,
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
This joke was submitted by J. Costa on 14-May-2001
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There was a man called Jack
Who got out his balls to wash um
His mom said jack if you dont put them back
I'll stand on the things and squash um
This joke was submitted by duvfrumabuv on 24-Apr-2001
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