There was a young woman from Tottenham, her manners she had quite forgotten 'em,
one night at the vickers,
she took off her knickers,
explaining she felt way too hot in 'em.
This joke was submitted by Irene on 4-Mar-2002
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Did you here about young Henry Locket
who went down the street in a rocket.
The force of the blast
blew his balls up his ass
and his pecker was found in his pocket
This joke was submitted by Justice D. on 13-Feb-2002
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There was an old Lady in Rome
Who got lost on her way to the Dome;
She walked through the town
And did curse and did frown,
'Til she said, "It's enough, I go home."
This joke was submitted by Elliot Lawrence on 7-Feb-2002
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If you write one plus one on a wall
It adds up to a total quite small
if you take away two
you'll discover that you
are eventually left with fuck all
This joke was submitted by Nicky Newsome on 2-Feb-2002
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i came here to sit and think and all i did was shit and stink
This joke was submitted by matthew cary on 26-Dec-2001
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There once was a boy called Tim,
whose eye sight was very dim,
He banged into a pain,
and knocked out his brain,
and now he can't stop saying dim sim!
This joke was submitted by Carleen Furner on 19-Nov-2001
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There was a man named Moby dick,
Who went through life with a corkscrew prick,
Through his life he searched and hunted,
For a girl who was spiral cunted,
When he found he droped down dead,
The son of a bitch had a left hand thread.
This joke was submitted by Ron on 17-Nov-2001
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A fortunate fellow named Cass
Had testicles made out of brass
When they tinkled together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightening shot out of his ass
This joke was submitted by Jim on 6-Sep-2001
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The new cinematic emporium
Is more than a super-sensorium
It's a highly effectual
Heterosexual
Mutual maturbatorium
This joke was submitted by Jim on 6-Sep-2001
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There was a young man from St. Marten
who saved all his odors from fart'n
if it passed through his crack
it went strait in his sack
and mistakes were all kept in a carton
This joke was submitted by Rush on 18-Aug-2001
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