jack and jill went up a hill to have a little fun. but jack forgot his condom and now they have a son
This joke was submitted by gothic 4 life on 27-Oct-2002
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What is life, but food and wine,
a comfortable bed and a concubine.
This joke was submitted by mike goldberg on 14-Oct-2002
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In days of old, when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented,
knights dumped their loads
along the roads and walked away contented.
This joke was submitted by Mike Goldberg on 14-Oct-2002
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In days of old when knights were bold
and condoms weren't invented,
brave knights wrapped socks around their cocks and babies were prevented
This joke was submitted by mike goldberg on 14-Oct-2002
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| Miss Greedy This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
Who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
And off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!
This joke was submitted by Ulrike (Ricki) Thompson on 20-Aug-2002
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There was a man from spain,
Who tied his dick to a train,
It went so fast he burnt his arse,
And could never sit down again.
This joke was submitted by david on 18-Aug-2002
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there was a girl called jenny brown,
who thought no man could lay her down.
over the hills came piss-pot pete,
with twenty pounds of dangling meat.
he lay poor jenny on the grass,
and stuck his cock right up her ass.
poor old jenny did a fart,
and blew piss-pot pete's balls apart.
over the hills went piss-pot pete,
with twenty pounds of shredded meat!
This joke was submitted by RaJa on 4-Jul-2002
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
took a pig to the thicket to f&*@ it.
The pig said "You queer, come away from my rear,
come around to the front and I'll suck it".
This joke was submitted by Howard on 15-Apr-2002
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there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
but he once bit down hard
and now he's all scarred
and not one girl will fuck it
This joke was submitted by anthony on 7-Mar-2002
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There was a woman called Louise, who's pubes hung down to her knees, the crabs got together, and knitted a sweater, so in winter her cunt would not freeze.
This joke was submitted by Irene on 5-Mar-2002
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