Mary had a little lamb she took it to a wedding she tied it to the nearist post and kicked it's fu**ing head in.
This joke was submitted by Gary on 22-Apr-2003
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here i sit broken hearted
tryin' to shit but only farted
wait a minute here it goes
never mind it was just some flows
This joke was submitted by Heather Schomburg on 18-Apr-2003
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jack and jill went up the hill
for jack to lick jills fanny
jack came down
with a frown cause jills a f**kin granny
This joke was submitted by mp on 10-Apr-2003
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A woman went once bathing nude
And by wind, her clothing was strewn.
A man came along
And unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be rude.
This joke was submitted by Gravity on 11-Mar-2003
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i was amazed when i toked on the weed
that i'd carefully grown from a seed
coz after months in a pot
it was hitting the spot
it was amazingly good weed indeed
This joke was submitted by lee haddrell on 28-Feb-2003
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There was a man from Eau Claire
who laid his wife on a stair.
The bannister broke,
he quickened his stroke
and finished his job in the air.
This joke was submitted by Len on 23-Feb-2003
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There once was a young man from Denmark,
whose life was no walk in the park,
with a dead ghostly dad,
and seeming to be mad,
he left readers quite in the dark!
This joke was submitted by Kat on 15-Feb-2003
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| There once was a young vampire named Mabel, whose periods were very unstable. One night by the moon, she whipped out a spoon, and drank herself under the table.
This joke was submitted by AllyH on 19-Jan-2003
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There was a young woman from Kent,
To a football match she went,
She stood in the goal,
And opened her hole,
And that's where the football went!
This joke was submitted by John Tomlinson. on 10-Jan-2003
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijiuana jack got high opened his fly and said " Jill i want ya!"
This joke was submitted by Veronica Parreira on 10-Dec-2002
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