| What is the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
This joke was submitted by $matt$ on 21-Mar-2003
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| How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving!
This joke was submitted by Jim Kerr on 10-Jan-2003
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| Did you hear about the queer lawyer? He blew his first case.
This joke was submitted by Minnie on 30-Nov-2002
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99% of the lawyers make the rest look bad.
This joke was submitted by Sybil on 3-May-2002
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It was so cold outside the lawyer had his hand in his own pocket
This joke was submitted by Nick Lange on 14-Apr-2002
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| Why does New York have all the lawyers and New Jersey have all the toxic wasted dumps? New Jersey got first pick
This joke was submitted by John Muller on 17-Mar-2002
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| Can a women become pregnant if she engages in anal sex? Sure! Where do you think lawyers come from?
This joke was submitted by Dan B. on 11-Mar-2002
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer
This joke was submitted by Ken on 16-Jan-2002
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding, scum sucking, muck raking scavenger; and the other is just a fish with whiskers.
This joke was submitted by Wormwood on 20-Sep-2001
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A vulture can't take off its wingtips in the evening.
This joke was submitted by Walrus on 20-Sep-2001
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