They can't measure your intellect. The scale won't go that low.I think you stepped on something smelly, oh it's your feet!
Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
Learn from your paren's mistakes-use birth control.
Help reduce air pollution-stop breathing.
Everyone has the right to be dumb, you're just abusing the priviege...
A mirror can't lie about how you look... lucky for you it can't laugh either!
If stupidity was worth a penny, you'd be a trillionaire!
