Your so ugly that when you looked out the window you got arrested for "mooning".
This joke was submitted by luice on 29-Nov-2000
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You were so ugly when you were a child your mamma had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you!
This joke was submitted by Jesse on 6-Nov-2000
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You are so stupid, that you sit on the TV and watch the couch!
This joke was submitted by Brandon T. on 4-Nov-2000
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You're so ugly that when you went for a job application in a haunted house they said no proffesionals allowed!
This joke was submitted by williamk.holmes on 2-Nov-2000
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You were so ugly when you were born yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot!
This joke was submitted by jesse mckee on 31-Oct-2000
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Your armpit is so hairy that your teacher gives you an "A" for NOT raising your hand!
This joke was submitted by Alex Meza on 9-Oct-2000
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You're so stupid that you returned a donut because it had a hole in the middle!
This joke was submitted by Eric Meza on 9-Oct-2000
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You're so ugly that you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to drink it!
This joke was submitted by Copop on 2-Oct-2000
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If I had a dog as ugly as you I would shave his butt and make him walk back-wards!
This joke was submitted by pimp on 2-Oct-2000
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| Q.Would you wear shoes if you didnt have any feet? A.No Q.Then why are you wearing a bra?
This joke was submitted by Sinisa Mackovic on 17-Sep-2000
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