Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
This joke was submitted by Chucky D. on 27-Nov-2001
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Nice face - but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
This joke was submitted by Chucky D. on 27-Nov-2001
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She's so skinny she can do press ups under the door!
This joke was submitted by matthew blackall on 20-Nov-2001
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
This joke was submitted by Han Tran on 29-Sep-2001
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| beauty isn't everything, in your case it's nothing your ideas are just like diamonds, very
rare i could break you in half, but who would want two of you you remind me of a one story building. theres nothing upstairs.
This joke was submitted by Dani and Kylie on 12-Aug-2001
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you're so ugly when you enterd a contest for ugly people they said sorry no professinols.
This joke was submitted by hussein on 6-Aug-2001
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I may be older than dirt,
But I am well fertilized.
This joke was submitted by B.Haley on 9-Mar-2001
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Your so fat that when you sit in a truck it becomes a lowrider!
This joke was submitted by deepak on 4-Jan-2001
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| Three men were walking down the street and came to the Guiness Book of World Records building. The first man said, "I bet I have the smallest hands". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!". The second man said I bet I have the smallest feet". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest feet!". The last man said, "I bet I have the smallest dick". He came out of the building and said, "Damn, do you know who (an enemy's name) is?"
This joke was submitted by booman on 24-Dec-2000
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| You're so poor you stuck your key in the front door and killed four people in the hall! You're so poor your front and back door are on the same hinge!
This joke was submitted by Michael F. on 5-Dec-2000
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