Q. do you have a match?
A. yes your face and my ass.
This joke was submitted by amy on 9-Mar-2002
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| Q. what is the sex position to make ugly babies A. ask ur parents
This joke was submitted by Coleman on 7-Mar-2002
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The best part of you, ran down your mothers leg!
This joke was submitted by Kimberly on 9-Feb-2002
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if a dick had wheels your mouth would be a freeway
This joke was submitted by DerrickW on 16-Jan-2002
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You are so ugly that the day you were born the doctor slapped your mum.
This joke was submitted by shaggy_justin on 11-Jan-2002
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| i dont believe in abortions but in your case your mother should have considered it. i dont beleive in eating red meat but you should have been shot you fat cow.
This joke was submitted by amy on 9-Jan-2002
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I never forget a face but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception.
This joke was submitted by Phil McCrack on 9-Jan-2002
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You need to tie a sticky note to your forehead to remind yourself to get a shapeup!
This joke was submitted by Dante' Gregory on 13-Dec-2001
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Lifes to short to date ugly people
This joke was submitted by Jessica on 8-Dec-2001
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What is that nasty thing on your neck,
It's really big and red,
Eww, It's growing this second,
OH!! It's just your head!
This joke was submitted by EmElli on 3-Dec-2001
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