
Is that your real voice or did something just crawl down your throat and die?
This joke was submitted by Mr. Cheeky on 13-Aug-2002
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Yo so stupid you studied for a blood test
This joke was submitted by Brad on 5-Aug-2002
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your so ugly you went outside and got arrested for indecent exposure
This joke was submitted by troy on 6-Jul-2002
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She is so ugly,that they had to tie a pork-chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
This joke was submitted by Barry N on 28-Jun-2002
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Your so ugly that even the tide can't take you out.
This joke was submitted by Hannah King on 5-Jun-2002
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I would have been your father but the pig beat me up the stairs!
This joke was submitted by Jonathan on 29-May-2002
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your sister is so skinny that her bra fits better on backwards.
This joke was submitted by chauncee cross on 18-May-2002
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Damn! What happened to your face? Did you just cross the street without looking?
This joke was submitted by Shahira on 8-May-2002
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Steve: I want you to pay me what I'm worth, sir. Boss: Me too, but there is a minimum wage law.
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 23-Apr-2002
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Roses are red,violets are gold, why wear a bra when there is nothing to hold?
This joke was submitted by Aj Rodriguez on 19-Apr-2002
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