At the insistance of his wife, a man went to the dentist. He hadn't been there for a long time and his teeth were turning black and some of them were getting loose.The dentist couldn't figure out what was causing the problem. On questioning the man, he found that the problem was caused by the mans love for holandaise sauce which was quite acidic. The man told him that he couldn't do without the sauce and that he used it on everything, in his coffee, over his cereal, in salads, on toast. He even used to drink it straight.
The dentist told him that there was nothing that could be done and he would have to pull the teeth out and replace them with dentures. He also explained to the man that he would have to find a material that would stand up to the acidic holandaise sauce.
The day came for the extraction to take place. The dentist pulled the teeth and inserted the new dentures.
The man asked to see them and the dentist gave him a mirror.
The man was horrified to find out that the teeth were made out of shiny chrome, as shiny as the bumper on a new car. He complained to the dentist who said...
I had no choice, besides THERE'S NO PLATES LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLANDAISE!
Merry Christmas!
