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Q- Whats the definition of a thumb tack?

A- A smartie with an erection

This joke was submitted by David Hewitt on 12-Oct-2002


"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.

This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 2-May-2002

Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 20-Apr-2002





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