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Confuscius says man who views world through penis has very small outlook on life.

This joke was submitted by Angel on 4-Apr-2001

Confucius say marriage is like game of poker... You start with pair and end with full house.

This joke was submitted by Dana Terrell on 1-Apr-2001

Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

This joke was submitted by Dan Morris on 14-Mar-2001

Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk


This joke was submitted by matt on 12-Mar-2001

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

This joke was submitted by hezhaw on 28-Feb-2001


Confucius say, when called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

This joke was submitted by stitchezzz on 18-Feb-2001

Confucius Say "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"

This joke was submitted by Jason Street on 7-Feb-2001

He who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy.

This joke was submitted by Charlie Billy on 26-Jan-2001

Oral sex make your day,
Anal sex make your whole week!


This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 24-Jan-2001

He who have long pole, make broad jump!

This joke was submitted by pokeyman on 14-Jan-2001


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