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Boy who sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 10-Aug-2001

marriage and job very different, job still sucks after one year.

This joke was submitted by Big Bobby M. on 7-Aug-2001

Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day.

This joke was submitted by Michael Riett on 29-Jul-2001

It is good for boy to meet girl in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl.

This joke was submitted by coffee bean on 24-Jul-2001

two vampire bats were sitting on a tree ,one said "i'm hungry" the other replied "well go and get something to eat.
half an hour later he came back with blood all round his face, his mate said "that must of been tasty, where did you find that?" he replied "well you see that tree over there?" "no, not really" "well I didn't either!"


This joke was submitted by Amelia edmonston on 25-May-2001

Confucius say,"School boy who meet school girl at wrong period get caught red handed!"

This joke was submitted by Dan on 24-May-2001

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

This joke was submitted by alex clawitter on 28-Apr-2001

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

This joke was submitted by Charlie S. on 26-Apr-2001

Bear who keeps masturbating neglects his honey.

Man who sit on ice toilet should be wary of crack.

This joke was submitted by Freakbot 2000 on 22-Apr-2001


"He who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand."

This joke was submitted by Chickenman on 19-Apr-2001


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