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Man with feet on ground and head in clouds has definite NBA contract.

He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.

Man who sleep on railroad track end up with split personality.

This joke was submitted by C.I. Wood on 14-Nov-2001


Man who stand on toilet is hight on pot.

This joke was submitted by Nick on 3-Nov-2001

Man who tries to have sex with a whole in the ground finds piece on earth.

This joke was submitted by Fritzy on 3-Nov-2001

Man who plays organ not necessarily an organ player.

This joke was submitted by COXY on 16-Oct-2001

dont eat yellow snow!

This joke was submitted by Bailey on 16-Oct-2001

Man who stuffs chiken is not nescessarily a chef.

This joke was submitted by mike on 16-Oct-2001

Seven day honeymoon make one whole week.

This joke was submitted by BigMickeyD on 2-Oct-2001

Man who masterbate in cash register
will soon come across money

This joke was submitted by mrlengua on 1-Sep-2001

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

This joke was submitted by Dennis Taylor on 18-Aug-2001

Confucius Say Baseball all wrong...Man with four balls cannot walk!

This joke was submitted by Migs on 15-Aug-2001


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