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Man who walk through airport mettle detector side ways is going to Bangcock!

This joke was submitted by chris piss on 9-Apr-2002

Stupid man climb tree to find cherry, Wise man spread limbs

This joke was submitted by Chari on 6-Apr-2002

Girl who sits on jockeys's knee gets red hot tip.

This joke was submitted by johnnie on 23-Mar-2002

Woman who sits on judges lap gets honorable discharge.

This joke was submitted by Dan on 20-Mar-2002

Man with hand in cookie jar not
necessarily crackers


This joke was submitted by Sim Choon on 28-Jan-2002

Man who lay on woman on side of hill have peace on earth.

woman who fly in airplane upside down have harry crack up

This joke was submitted by Hyme Como on 11-Jan-2002


confucuis say man who sit in jelly have ass in jam

This joke was submitted by John Johnson on 27-Dec-2001

Man who go into town with flat chested girl, has a right to feel low down.

This joke was submitted by Ethan on 22-Nov-2001

Confucius Say, "crowd in elevator smell different to midget"

This joke was submitted by Dan on 20-Nov-2001

men who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time

This joke was submitted by hilton on 16-Nov-2001


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