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He who cooks corn and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary

This joke was submitted by duchess on 11-Jul-2002

Confucius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run beside car... pretty damn fast!"

This joke was submitted by Brendan on 9-Jul-2002

Man who masturbate through construction zone come to bad end.

This joke was submitted by Joe Black on 1-Jul-2002

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers

This joke was submitted by Bob Bates on 11-Jun-2002

Confucius say, he who sit on tack is better off.

This joke was submitted by alan d. family on 5-Jun-2002

Man with glass house not take shower in day time

This joke was submitted by George on 12-May-2002

He who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling

This joke was submitted by JO JO on 29-Apr-2002

People who screw near graveyard are fucking near dead.

This joke was submitted by annonymous on 21-Apr-2002

He who throws dirt, loses ground.

This joke was submitted by Steve Clark on 20-Apr-2002

he who goes to bed with bowel trouble, wake up with shitty morning

This joke was submitted by Steve on 20-Apr-2002


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