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Man who say "Bird in hand worth two in bush" probably not tried two in bush.

This joke was submitted by Glen on 17-Nov-2002

Bird in bush feel better than bird in hand.

This joke was submitted by Glen on 17-Nov-2002

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

This joke was submitted by Glen on 17-Nov-2002

Man who take donkey out of race, scratch ass.

This joke was submitted by Glen on 17-Nov-2002

Confusius say...All smells smell different to midget in elevator

This joke was submitted by ricky bob mattei on 15-Nov-2002

Confucius say, foolish man run through corn field backwards, wise man laughs

This joke was submitted by sarah on 9-Nov-2002

Man who catch many fish is Master Baiter

This joke was submitted by he who will not be named on 6-Nov-2002

Man who sits on Sawed off toilet seat is Halfed Assed

This joke was submitted by Matt Love on 6-Nov-2002

Confucius_Say: Don't hit guy with glasses....hit him with your fist!!!

This joke was submitted by Ryan on 6-Nov-2002

man who stand on toilet is high on pot

This joke was submitted by BoBo on 5-Nov-2002


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