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Do not pee into wind!

This joke was submitted by Joe Joe on 12-Feb-2003

Confucius say man who get caught cheating on wife have more than his meat beaten.

This joke was submitted by sam pote on 10-Feb-2003

Confucius say man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father.

This joke was submitted by adam collins on 10-Feb-2003

Man who lives in glass house should not throw stones.

This joke was submitted by NEO_Bahamut_ZERO on 31-Jan-2003

man who live in green house must take shower in basement.

This joke was submitted by kacy schneeberger on 27-Jan-2003

1.Man Who Stand On Toilet High On Pot.
2.Girl Who Sits On Judges Lap Get Horrible Discharge.
3.Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fu**ing Nuts.
4.Pasionate Kiss Like Spider Web--Soon Lead To Undoing Of Fly
5.Man Who Farts In Church Mut Sit In Own Pew.
6.Man Who Eats Jelly Beans Farts In Color.


This joke was submitted by Joe Ross on 24-Dec-2002

woman who slide down banister naked make monkey shine!

This joke was submitted by ryan on 21-Dec-2002

confucus say: man who sniff coke... drowns

This joke was submitted by steven iverson on 6-Dec-2002

Man who smoke pot choke on handle!

This joke was submitted by Selena Desiree McKinney on 25-Nov-2002

secretary not a permanent feature until screwed on desk.

This joke was submitted by dude on 22-Nov-2002


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