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Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

This joke was submitted by Knight on 20-Apr-2000

He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelley fingers

This joke was submitted by jwl on 15-Apr-2000

Confucius say. "He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing ( 0 )".

This joke was submitted by drifter on 6-Apr-2000

Confucius say, "Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!"

This joke was submitted by Nicole Lepley on 1-Apr-2000

Confucius say, hole happy, whole body happy.

This joke was submitted by ROSE M. JUSTICE on 21-Mar-2000

Confucius say, he who runs behind cars gets exhausted.

This joke was submitted by Mark Weimer on 19-Mar-2000

Confucius say, "He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth."

This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999

Confucius say, "He who stands on toilet, is high on pot."

This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999


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