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Woman who slide down flag pole naked have no hair by cracky!

This joke was submitted by Frayedknot on 2-Jan-2001

Man that screws exhaust pipe gets hot rod... and man with hot rod, burns rubber!

This joke was submitted by sam on 21-Dec-2000

Man who sticks penis in jar of nuts is f***ing nuts!

This joke was submitted by bobo on 18-Dec-2000

Woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up!

This joke was submitted by Rick on 3-Dec-2000

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

This joke was submitted by George in the Jungle on 5-Nov-2000

...man who fishes in another man's well is bound to catch crabs...

This joke was submitted by steve miller on 28-Oct-2000

"I see", said the blind man as he pissed into the wind, "It all comes back to me now".

This joke was submitted by justJoe on 30-Sep-2000

Masturbation come in handy!

This joke was submitted by Jimini on 18-Sep-2000

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

This joke was submitted by Daniel B on 15-Aug-2000


Confucius_say, "Girl who likes to sleep in 4 poster bed, better beware of 5th post!"

This joke was submitted by rachel on 3-Jul-2000


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