did you hear about the bill clinton virus
it has a seven inch hard drive but no memory
This joke was submitted by gary bell on 31-Dec-2002
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An oxymoron is a contadiction in terms - such as "microsoft works"
This joke was submitted by D Goody on 6-Apr-2002
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How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, the first to ask what type of light bulb are you running? The second to ask you to reinstall it, the third to ask you to reboot your light bulb, and the fourth to say that it must be your light bulb because it running okay here.
This joke was submitted by Kenny Dull on 18-Feb-2002
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| Monica Lewinsky Virus: sucks your HardDrive then spits it out... Arnold Swarzenagor Virus: Terminates your files but they'll be Baaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk
This joke was submitted by B.m.D. on 11-Aug-2001
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Windows 98 is not a virus. Viruses are small and efficient!
This joke was submitted by Sam on 2-Apr-2000
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Heard about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive!
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 10-Mar-2000
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A guy gets back from a computer convention and is telling his wife about how it went, "Honey, It was so crowded, a real zoo. You couldn't get a nerd in edgewise!"
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999
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Customer: "I've just installed Windows 98"
Tech support: "and...?"
Customer: "The computer stopped working"
Tech support: "Yes, you already said that..."
This joke was submitted by Anonymous on 29-Dec-1999
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