Never knock on death's door
Ring the bell and run (he hates that)Kids in the back seat cause accidents
Accidents in the back seat cause kids. Constipated people don't give a shit!
This joke was submitted by Sarah on 16-Jan-2002
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Knock softly but firm...I like soft firm knockers!
This joke was submitted by Jodi on 3-Jan-2002
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Just remember that you're unique, just like everybody else!!!
This joke was submitted by Ian on 29-Dec-2001
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Save a Mouse, Eat a Pussy!
This joke was submitted by b on 27-Dec-2001
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if it smell like chicken keep on lickin if it smells like trout get the fuck out
This joke was submitted by baby GUrl on 26-Dec-2001
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| He who laughs last thinks lowest!! I want to die like my grampa, peacfully in his sleep... not like the passengers screeming and yelling in his car.
This joke was submitted by Eric on 20-Dec-2001
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Don`t drink and drive... you might spill it.
This joke was submitted by Ravi on 18-Dec-2001
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Like what you see? Dial 1-800-you-wish!
This joke was submitted by ashley on 16-Dec-2001
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| Think my cars a piece of shit at least it's not a ford! think the driver is hot? call 1-800-GETA-LIFE
This joke was submitted by Jennifer on 15-Dec-2001
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| i've got pms and esp which means im a bitch that knows everything
i smile because i dont know wats going on
if assholes could fly this place would be an airport
This joke was submitted by katie . z on 9-Dec-2001
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