
Jesus loves you. Everyone else still thinks you're an asshole.
This joke was submitted by Theresa on 10-Nov-2000
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How is my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-Sh!t!!
This joke was submitted by Brandon T. on 4-Nov-2000
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I miss my wife but my aim is getting better!
This joke was submitted by Brandon T. on 4-Nov-2000
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Winning isn't everything, But I've heard losing sucks.
This joke was submitted by Mark on 2-Nov-2000
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If your not a hemmeroid get off my ass!
This joke was submitted by anon on 22-Oct-2000
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I want to be Barbie, that bitch has everything!
This joke was submitted by anon on 22-Oct-2000
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Would you drive any better with that phone stuck up your ass?
This joke was submitted by anon on 7-Sep-2000
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Save Our Trees...Eat A Beaver Brakes Sparratically Stop! Continental Drift
This joke was submitted by BobtheCow on 18-Aug-2000
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger!
This joke was submitted by Robert Howard on 13-Aug-2000
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Buy a gun, piss off liberal!
This joke was submitted by shaun on 24-May-2000
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