I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.If we are what we eat then I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Enjoy your furs. Its real owners died in it.
Is there life before death?
Recycle your thoughts. Ideas are sparse these days.
Surrendering to reality is tranquil suicide.
Nowhere is somewhere is elsewhere, but where is here and why are we?
Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
Reality is an illusion created by people without the capabilities to deal with drugs.
Reverse meat hooks when not in use.
In a squirrely world, you've got to be a nut to survive.
Support mental health or I'll kill ya!
Reality is for people with no imagination.
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
Mental floss?
Make love not war. Hit the bed not the floor.
If I know I'm going crazy then I must not be insane.
Neuter Republicans. It's the law.
The problem with Republican jokes is that sometimes they get elected.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
I said no to drugs and passed out from the pain.
When in doubt, stop the world and eat a pomegranate.
Nothing really matters anymore except for a few things that don't really matter.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Assume nothing.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
