A blonde, brunette and a redhead walk into a lift in an office block.
They see a pool of white liquid on the floor.
The brunette says "gee, that looks a lot like ####"
The redhead kneels down and says "it smells like ####"
The blonde reaches down,takes a finger lick and says "Yep it is-but it aint anyone working in this building"
This joke was submitted by Anomannius on 23-May-2001
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| Q. How can you tell when a blonde's not wearing pantys?? A. When there is dandruff on her shoe's.
This joke was submitted by Robby on 13-May-2001
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead are all pregnant and waiting in their doctors office. The redhead says "I'm having a girl because I was on the bottom." The brunette says, "I'm having a boy because I was on top." Upon hearing the other two women the blonde started crying uncontrollably. The redhead and brunette turn to the blonde and ask, "Why are you crying?" To which the blonde sobs, "I'm going to have puppies!"
This joke was submitted by Rayzee on 4-May-2001
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| Q. Why did the blond stop using the pill? A. Because it kept falling out!
This joke was submitted by Paul Gagnon on 28-Apr-2001
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| Q. What is the mating call of a blonde? A. "Boy, am I drunk!
This joke was submitted by Ralph on 20-Apr-2001
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| Q:Why are blondes like railroad tracks? A:Because they get layed all over the country.
This joke was submitted by daniel Boyer on 17-Apr-2001
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| A blonde walks into a library and says, "I'd like a burger and fries." The librarian looks at her and says, "This is a library!" The blonds says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and whispers, "I'd like a burger and fries."
This joke was submitted by John on 13-Apr-2001
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead finally decide to have the courage to steal from a bank. So they go, hold them up, take the money and while they are escaping a policeman spotted them near a alley way. They hid in the ally way in a trash can, a box, and a potatoe sack. The policeman went to the first bag which was the redhead and kicked it and the redhead made a banging sound like a trash can. The policeman kicked the box and the brunette made a cat sound. So the policeman went to the potatoe sack(which was the blonde,go figure.)and kicked it and the blonde said,"potatoes"
This joke was submitted by David Gamez on 5-Mar-2001
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One day a blonde who was tired of being
called stupid decided to color her hair.
So she decides to go for a drive in the country, after she's been driving for some time she sees a sheepherder, So she stops and asks him if she can count all his sheep and if she could have one. The man says ok. So she counts the sheep and gets to take one home. As she was leaving the man told her if he could guess her natural hair color he would get his sheep back. So she agrees and he guesses blonde. She asks how he knew, the man said no reason, but can I have my dog back!!!
This joke was submitted by Jason F on 1-Mar-2001
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| Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A:Gifted..
This joke was submitted by luka on 28-Feb-2001
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